"When they see auditions are open for a new home renovation TV show, Jann and Cricket plan to create a new sizzle reel right under the cartel’s noses."
"When Cricket and Jann blow through the pile of found money to renovate their desert dwelling, an unexpected visitor comes through their shiny new door."
"The Melfis tackle their first home renovation project: a shabby shack in the desert. But there’s something in the walls of this fixer-upper. And it’s big."
"Cricket is fired from a home improvement store. Jann gets the boot from directing a high school play. If ever there was a time to launch their careers as home renovation TV stars, this is it."